I know that advancing years brings a lot of unwanted things - long nose-hair etc. but I can deal with that.
I've noticed something strange happening over the last couple of weeks though.................... if I get taken by surprise with a big sneeze, then I involuntarily fart as well !! not a big fart, but it's there !
What is going on ? is this the beginning of the end? will I soon be shitting me'self on a daily basis?
Nurse !!!