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    steamy novels

    Can anyone recommend some good ones. Ive always for years wondered what was in these books you see that the wife reads . The covers usually have a picture of a pair of legs with stockings and high heels and reside on some lonely shelf in Tesco's for about £4.99

    Anyway i had a quick look through one last night
    OMG turns out that most of the married women in them have either toyboys or sugar daddies or young men on the go.
    Basically for half the book they slag off men and the other half they tell you how good we are in the sack

    I got quite excited
    Any ideas.
    I only ever normally read cycling books

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    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    Can anyone recommend some good ones. Ive always for years wondered what was in these books you see that the wife reads . The covers usually have a picture of a pair of legs with stockings and high heels and reside on some lonely shelf in Tesco's for about £4.99

    Anyway i had a quick look through one last night
    OMG turns out that most of the married women in them have either toyboys or sugar daddies or young men on the go.
    Basically for half the book they slag off men and the other half they tell you how good we are in the sack

    I got quite excited
    Any ideas.
    I only ever normally read cycling books
    Think you'll find if you read them properly they are actually teaching the men a few new tricks

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    Re: steamy novels

    Aftershave, Daz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grouse View Post
    Aftershave, Daz.
    You need to get in touch with your femmine side mate.
    Try chanting it works for me

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    Re: steamy novels

    What like 'come on you blues!'


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    Thought you used to be a welder Daz; what's up with Razzle?
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    Daz, your missus reading steamy novels? When I was a lad, I couldn't find a lass that was into trains and traction engines for love nor money!!

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    Re: steamy novels

    Marquis de Sade - 120 days of Sodom, Justine or Juliette. Get 4 s on the steamy scale.

    Would get more, but am limited to 4 by the moderators who know best. At which pointI would wink, but can't for the same reason.
    "The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"

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    Justine was a fave of mine, been a few years since I read his poetic, romantic prose - might try and have a re-read

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    Never knew such books exsisted
    Tesco's here i come
    I only ever read Charlie and Lola and Kipper the dog books these days
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