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    Quote Originally Posted by molehill View Post
    Now here is a subject to while away an hour or more whilst enjoying a beer. Or how I can bore the pants off you!

    I recall from my enthusiastic years of building meths stoves out of assorted tin cans that I read somewhere hand sanitizer can be used as fuel, I don't recall trying it but a quick Google shows it to be the case
    https://youtu.be/h_0kJAl8bG0

    So there we go, a start towards the book "101 uses for hand sanitizer". Sanitize hands (boooooring), boil up a cup of tea, drink and get p****d.

    97 uses to go, should keep the lounge amused through lockdown
    Moley, drinking that sanitizer has affected your ability to subtract. 101 minus 3 is 98!

    Anyway, here's another. No 4. Put it between your toes if you have athletes foot. Stings a bit though.

    97 to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llani Boy View Post
    Moley, drinking that sanitizer has affected your ability to subtract. 101 minus 3 is 98!

    Anyway, here's another. No 4. Put it between your toes if you have athletes foot. Stings a bit though.

    97 to go.
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    Strip the varnish off your nice wooden table.
    Did it by accident. ‘Er indoors is not amused. Oops, 96

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    Just in case Brett calls last orders, pull me a Timothy Taylor's Landlords and a large Highland Park 15 please bartender.
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    Fancy a game of darts anyone before we can't?
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    Is this real?

    Are we still here, or am I still in a dream?

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    Give yourself a punch and find out!
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    Never been in here before, Cold Beetroot Juice for me please.
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    Now then John, we don't pander to that organic nonsense in here! Got some Britvic tomato juice if that will do? Do want a dash of Worcestershire with that??

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    Oh, and I've got some copies of Classic Car Mechanics under the counter if interested!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeze View Post
    Oh, and I've got some copies of Classic Car Mechanics under the counter if interested!
    Intersted lead me to them I will skip the tomato juice in preference for a Raspberry and Goji berry tea please (non organic is fine) Thank you.
    Last edited by JohnK; 08-07-2020 at 07:49 PM.
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