I might be in for a quiet sit-down this evening. Last night at the Tramshed in Cardiff to see Little Steven and the disciples of soul. Steve van zandt brought his 15 piece band to a relatively small venue, ears are still ringing but pure class all the way.
G&T on special offer tonight 🤣
I had a little chat with Boris last night and, in return for some help with an embarrassing rash, he has agreed to allow special dispensation for the Masters Lounge to remain open for the duration. We need to be discrete but in celebration there will be a malt whiskey tasting session this evening. All welcome!
Great news, but I have a little confession to make. As I thought the lounge was shut I nipped in last week and stole all the bog paper out of the toilets.
I'll bring a roll back (unused) and a packet of crisps if you will forgive me?
Havent you got a stash of Daily Mails next the reactor in your shed?? You and T'Missus could get handy with the scissors and cut 'em all up into handy sized squares. I'll hammer a nail into the bog wall for you to hang 'em and, hey presto, sorted and forgiveness all in one!
Simon Blease
Monmouth
A bit of wisdom from my ex-legionnaire brother
Never cut paper for t'bog, always rip. Less chance of paper cuts...
The lounge being the place for exchanging useless information, if you take a sheet of newspaper from a tabloid, hold it by the spine bit and then rip downwards it will rip in a lovely straight line giving you a near perfect thin strip.Originally Posted by brett
Learnt that years ago for making bedding for animals, very handy and recycling the Daily Mail into dog bedding seems appropriate.
Pint of stella please Steward.
One pint or two?
Did you know there was a special offer on Corona this week? Buy one get one free! Brewery cant shift the stuff apparently.
Simon Blease
Monmouth
Now there's good northern wisdom for you!
Simon Blease
Monmouth
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