The Masters Lounge

[Wheeze]

I know. Have you seen the state of the beer cellar??? Mouse droppings and all the rest.
And as for the door policy, since Stagger retired, all sorts seem to be getting in. Trail runners, sky runners, you name it. Heaven forbid we might even get invaded by park-runners!!!

[mr brightside]

Trail runners? I've heard they drink pseudo craft brewed Italian post-fermentation-carbonated lager? Heinous drinking crimes such as the consumption of Moretti, Angelo Poretti and Peroni shall be frowned upon in this creaky, spider ridden establishment. The drinking of Madri shall be punishable by a yard of Old Peculier.