The Masters Lounge

[Stick]

Afternoon folks,

Just thought I'd pop in for a quick snooze before heading home. Took myself out over the moors this morning - thought I'd best get a run in before Derby Tup's wedding bash next Saturday - and had to pay penance with a Sunday shopping trip with Mrs Stick this afternoon.

What is about New Look...? Lasted about a minute before I had to escape to WH Smiths. That wasn't a lot better so made for Café Nero (yeah...I know, but any port in a storm...!)

Anyone else in here Felling and Belling next Saturday...? (damn fine weekend it seems with Pendle Cloughs as an alternative...or even Coniston)

[shaunaneto]

New Look, hideous places.

Sits there along with Top Man, and whatever other shopping mall clothes stores happen to be going on these days.

Anyone else in here Felling and Belling next Saturday...? (damn fine weekend it seems with Pendle Cloughs as an alternative...or even Coniston)

Not me. I didn't get an invite. Which was rude, when I get married I'll only invite people I've never met but have briefly conversed with on an Internet forum. Seems reasonable.

[Stagger]

You can't be too safe these days on invites. Full cover required.

[Stick]

I quite agree Stagger. I'm thinking of going undercover myself. See you there

You know, I think you may have hit on something there shaun...having been thru the marriage thing a couple of times now I reckon it's far safer to invite people ya don't know. Next time (not that there'll be a next time of course...can neither afford it or...oh, and of course am so much in Love with Mrs Stick of course), anyway, if there was ever never going to be a next time I'd not invite anyone. Not even my intended...And I'd come and hide in here I think...

[dominion]

Not me. I didn't get an invite. Which was rude, when I get married I'll only invite people I've never met but have briefly conversed with on an Internet forum. Seems reasonable.

Excellent! I await my invite!

[alwaysinjured]

Yoohoo Mr Wheeze!

Come on richard, fine place to discuss the inner workings of the athletics levy, and how it should be levied on clubs.

Or a certain clubs "ceremonial burning of FRA rules" (we have the photos to blackmail you with!)

[Wheeze]

STAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoof these miscreants out NOW!

[alwaysinjured]

STAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoof these miscreants out NOW!

What? Conviction without trial?

Would you care to prove any of the following meanings of that word?

"criminal, culprit, wrongdoer, malefactor, offender, villain, black hat, lawbreaker, evil-doer, convict, delinquent, sinner, transgressor, outlaw, trespasser, scoundrel, wretch, reprobate, rogue, rascal; malfeasant, misfeasor"

Or otherwise - Just a grovelling apology will do.

Anyway. I won an "order of the master of barking dogs" for running the keswick to barrow a few times. That must qualify me to be here...


(Actually scratch black hat - even google found me guilty of that once.)

[Witton Park]

I'm a rare visitor - gets a bit stuffy in here for my liking

Hopefully will get up to Fellhounds Stag do on Friday evening for a pint at the Royal in Tockholes and I might actually catch up with AI in the flesh for the first time

[alwaysinjured]

I'm a rare visitor - gets a bit stuffy in here for my liking

Hopefully will get up to Fellhounds Stag do on Friday evening for a pint at the Royal in Tockholes and I might actually catch up with AI in the flesh for the first time

As a past visitor, can you tell me what the rules are here Richard?
Is there a checklist or guidelines for being here?