Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.
A glass of Port please Mole.
A couple of pints of best Belgium ale washed down with half a bottle of red.
Could do with the cobwebs removing from the ceiling above the piano.
I was just getting the ladder out to do it when the Elf and Safety bloke called....he had a fit. So there it stays. Soz
Simon Blease
Monmouth
Do we know what caused the fit?
Allergy to hard work, smell of old cobwebs or the fact he caught you again in the lounge?
Its what I had in my hand!
Simon Blease
Monmouth
Surely not the peacock feather duster.
Enough to scare any white coated clipboard officer. Especially when it says stolen from Ilkley lap dancing club.