Right, after a couple of cheeky gins, let's get this place dusted before the end of restrictions. Might use it as a school over load and what would the posh kids think coming here?
Right, after a couple of cheeky gins, let's get this place dusted before the end of restrictions. Might use it as a school over load and what would the posh kids think coming here?
No 🐴tails please, these are banned from the lounge forthwith.
Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.
Put another log on't fire.
Let's have a wee belly warmer too.
Double neat scotch my dear landlord.
I'm putting a bin at the door for Adidas branded face masks. Anyone found to be concealing such contraband will have to down a yard of Tetley Bitter.
Without spilling down yer shirt.
Excuse me barman.
Would you mind going to the cellar and pouring me a glass of Quinta do Vallado Adelaide Tributa Port please.
There you are Barman.
Alf Hookem
Parliament Buildings
London
020 7219 3000
Bath night is Sunday and I wash behind my ears every 2nd Wednesday.
Port please and ensure its the correct one.
Nowt wrong with quality.
Never thought of myself as a snob but don't mind coping some of there tastes habits.