Souternsoftie has nicked off with itafter too much bacardi the other night
Souternsoftie has nicked off with it
999................
so, i assume only masters can post here?
go play on the m 6, now, how does that sound
Come on Toffer, you can spend 1 in here!!!Originally Posted by Toffer
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The beer is on Toffer now he/she *soz i dont know* is 1000 a Master!!!
Darth you and i are gatecrashers, although your closer to it than i am! but we are with Toffer celebrating the Master ship!
Dear Toffer. the sheep is ready!
You must now learn by rote the song to serenade the sheep to ensure successful masterhood!
Stay away from the window
Stay away from the back door too
Tell Stagger to lock the door
Relax baaaby and draw that blind
Shake your tail and kneel right down
Loosen off that pretty welsh gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
C'mon angel my heart's on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe woolly
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Simon Blease
Monmouth
*pulls towels off pumps*
*Puts bombay mix in bowls*
*checks gin bottle is full, hides the Bombay Sapphire and replaces it with the Gordons for the junior master members*
Unbolts the door.
*wonders where to put the ewe*
*Brings in the crate of strongbow thats been cooling outside*. Not my usual tipple but i had a craving for it at Uni today.
Did you*Brings in the crate of strongbow thats been cooling outside*. Not my usual tipple but i had a craving for it at Uni today.
No, I waited till i got home.Did you
I get random craving all the time, generally alcohol i must admit.....has been happening for years...mainly red wine.
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