We are having a chinese tonight. Although im working so i'll have to get something saved for me.
We are having a chinese tonight. Although im working so i'll have to get something saved for me.
Originally Posted by skennaugh
Toof hurty of course
Hills and Guinness!
After many returns to the local Chinese a man gathers enough courage
to go in and ask the beautiful Chinese girl who serves behind the
counter who he's fancied for ages for a date. Surprisingly she agrees
to go out with him the following week.
That week he took her out for dinner and managed to get her back to
his place afterwards. Both of them drunk, they pounce on each other as
soon as they walk through the front door. He gets her up to his
bedroom and tears off her clothes then dives in.
During the heat of the moment he says, "How about a sixty-nine?"
"What!?! I'm not cooking at this time of night!"
Baddabum tish.Toof hurty of course
"The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"
http://garyufm.blogspot.co.uk
I always ask my dentist for a two thirty appointment then doudle up laughing much to theyre bemusement.
Curry time! Bye now!
Let us know what you have.
"The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"
http://garyufm.blogspot.co.uk
I had curry tonight as well
The race does not always go to the swift, but to the ones who keep running
Wow! I'm as full as an egg. Chicken Jalfrezi, Peshwari rice, Peshwari naan, Mango chutney and mint yoghurt.
Perfect heat (i ate the whole green chillis)
This was closely followed by an hour snoring at the telly. Great finish to a marvellous weekend!
I had my pekin ribs waiting for me when i got back from sainsburys tonight.
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