Should I spit or swallow?

[AllanT]

I reckon womens bodies are wasted on women. They dont apreciate them as much as we fellers do. Mind you if us fellers were women we'd probably all be tarts.

Well I work with a lass who say's she'd love to have a penis for a week so she could know what it's like. She said she probably wouldn't leave the house though!! Some vulgar lad said she could have his anytime she wanted!!!

Some girls are a bit funny though, this lass I was dancing with last night said I was turning her on - I didn't even know what I'd done (mind you she was turning me on as well!!)!!! Pity I'd asked her mate out the week before so that wasn't going anywhere!!

[daz h]

Well I work with a lass who say's she'd love to have a penis for a week so she could know what it's like. She said she probably wouldn't leave the house though!! Some vulgar lad said she could have his anytime she wanted!!!

Some girls are a bit funny though, this lass I was dancing with last night said I was turning her on - I didn't even know what I'd done (mind you she was turning me on as well!!)!!! Pity I'd asked her mate out the week before so that wasn't going anywhere!!

do you ever do any work at that club allan

[AllanT]

do you ever do any work at that club allan

Well only when I don't have more important things to do!!

[Penguin]

when siphoning homemade wine?

I've been racking grapefruit into new demijohns, and bottling elderberry, and while I haven't actually consciously been drinking, I'm beginning to feel quite agreeably pissed.

Away for the weekend now, and then back to try to resist drinking it all at once.

back to the wine before JJ finds the bin..

i have had to stash a large qty of red wine so pudgy cannot find it.. so mud how do you test the alcohol in the wine e.g. percentage apart from testing ya sen?

[Fudge the Elf]

I've always been of the old school of thought on this matter and that is to spit and swallow. That way you have the best of both worlds.

ps I can give tutorials (online) to those who haven't yet mastered the ancient skill of "spitten and swallerin, oorll art the same time"