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  1. 25-12-2008, 04:14 PM #1
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    Christmas Cracker Jokes.

    What did the shy pebble say?

    "I wish I was a little boulder" .....
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.
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    Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes.

    Why do most cats never shave?

    Because 8/10 cats prefer Whiskas.
    "The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"

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    Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes.

    How do you save meatballs from drowning?

    Put them in Gravy Boats !! Boom, boom.
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.
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