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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    I'm still struggling with MANflu Must be two weeks now and although I've had a couple of days when I thought it had gone I'm just as bad today. Wonder if a right good drink might see it off?
    I had a good drink last night mate............and its seen me off
    Try a sheep dip
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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    I had a good drink last night mate............and its seen me off
    A cheeky half-gallon each of Guinness and cider, a few glasses of champers and a bottle of red wine would see most folk off merry!!
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    Re: Man Flu

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    wisky yes perhaps.. you seemed ok on thursday though!>
    You didn't see me trudging up that hill Pengy!
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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    You didn't see me trudging up that hill Pengy!
    i saw a lot of people trudge not many ran..

    ah well Doc's for me tomorrow..
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    Re: Man Flu

    Bloody runny nose, dry throat, oh no, i'm dying, i've got Man Flu, worse than anyone's ever had it before........................ever

    But being an admirer of how women just nuckle down and get on with it without a single moan, i will endeavour to do the same, hats off to you ladies, an old lass at work has had it bad for a week now. Just keeps smiling and pegging away and making everyone brews, bloody inspiration
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    , an old lass at work has had it bad for a week now. Just keeps smiling and pegging away and making everyone brews, bloody inspiration
    ...and thats why you and every one else at your work now has Flu!!

    send her home

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    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post
    ...and thats why you and every one else at your work now has Flu!!

    send her home
    Who's gonna make the brews at breaktime
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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    Who's gonna make the brews at breaktime
    Any one with out cold/flu

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    Re: Man Flu

    Its weekend and i feel worse than ever, dam this manflu, dam it all to hell
    Still going out for a trot tomorrow and 20 mile mtb race on sunday, determined to enjoy what could be my last days on earth, cheerfullness in the face of adversity, its a killer see is manflu, you ladies are lucky, all you have to do is go through pain having babies and put up with blokes, which is also painful
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Re: Man Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    ladies are lucky, all you have to do is go through pain having babies and put up with blokes, which is also painful
    Ooops, wrong thread.




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    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.








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    with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
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