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[Antisocial]

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[Antisocial]

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[Antisocial]

terrible spelling I know but you get the gist

[wheezing donkey]

Brett chose my avatar for me and I'm quite pleased with my little cuddly toy donkey. I just hope that all the forum babes feel the same way about it.

[brett]

Antisocial - In your case, it's not a good idea mixing racing with Landlord and a packet of frozen peas!

I have absolutely no idea what's going on!

Have you a split personality?

[Vince]

It is those secret moderators at work me thinks!!

[Antisocial]

Antisocial - In your case, it's not a good idea mixing racing with Landlord and a packet of frozen peas!

I have absolutely no idea what's going on!

Have you a split personality?

You forgot the 3 glasse's of rose i have just consumed

Me thinks you doth protesteth too much

perhaps it was a different me you spoke to on my mobile (all recordings availible at a price) this afternoon.

[Antisocial]

I quite like this avatar that appeared just after put this post on, wonder how long it will last?

[Feet in the Cowclaps]

You ain't seen nothing yet.

[Feet in the Cowclaps]

Brett chose my avatar for me

Actually I think I chose it.

Glad you like it.