So, we've got somefink for the Wimmin (listing their shoes....yawn!)
How about somefink for the blokes? Something untouched by the feminine hand or mind. Of course, I refer to the mighty literary resource known as the Bog Book(s). Naturally, Jeremy Clarkson has captured the market here. Has anyone noticed that one of his pieces takes about the same time to read as the British Standard Dump? You know you've had a bad night out when you venture in 2 Clarkson (or, heaven forfend 3 Clarkson) territory.
So, here is my inventory. Downstairs sanctuary, of course.
1 x Jeremy Clarkson 'And Another Thing...'
1 x Why Don't Penguins Feet Freeze?
3 x Mojo
1 x Uncut
2 x Q
2 x FellRunner
2 x Porsche Post.
Thats about optimum coz otherwise the pile would get a bit wobbly!