Girlfriend is the boss.

[AllanT]

Quick, Everyone change their avatars to pictures of page 3 lasses, she'll go ape!

Page 3?? That's quite common. I'll use something out of Penthouse instead.

[Brummy John]

My girlfriend as allowed me to only one post per week!

Should i listen to her?

She said im an addicted freak to fra.

Let her know you understand her concerns but the forum is a unique source of valuable infromation you just can't get from anywhere else.

For example, how else would you have found out that an anagram of her name is "a droning din".

Realising the educational usefulness of the forum she will no doubt instantly up your quota from 1 per week to at least three a day.

[Stagger]

This is just the start RR
Wait till your married and see want else is cut to once a week or less!!!

[cobbydale]

Quick, Everyone change their avatars to pictures of page 3 lasses, she'll go ape!

Powdered Toast Man what a classic nice one they were good cartoons i liked the log advert.

[bestathlete]

I'll give up my forums when the GF gives up watching....

Morse
Frost
Murder she wrote
Judge John Deed
Lewis
Midsomer Murders
Inspector Lynley
The one with Michael wotsit set in wartime


And pretty much every other similar type of show that doesnt come to mind right now

Except Taggart. She doesnt like Taggart.



Foyles War. Thats it.


So I'll be around until either my Mac blows up or i run out of Rolf pics

[Powdered Toast Man]

Powdered Toast Man what a classic nice one they were good cartoons i liked the log advert.

The best, hard to find comedy to match it nowadays; it was either that or muddy the mudskipper- no contest really

[Penguin]

Im now allowed two posts per day as ive been a good boy!!

you need to get some brownie points..

do the housework? that should earn you 5 points.
do a bit of DIY that normally gets you loads of points.
don't go anywhere near the ironing or washing that
I lose a load of points with the ironing, never got the hang of that? have you

[Penguin]

hmm second post, i am a bit like broadband unlimited.

[AllanT]

you need to get some brownie points..

do the housework? that should earn you 5 points.
do a bit of DIY that normally gets you loads of points.
don't go anywhere near the ironing or washing that
I lose a load of points with the ironing, never got the hang of that? have you

Try oral sex?? You will be a master in no time!!!

[Penguin]

Try oral sex?? You will be a master in no time!!!

ha ha..

Mr T one must be reminded of your track record with the opposite sex
are you sure you are doing the oral bit correctly? you go through lasses quicker than JJ can do the dishes