Jokes people don't get:

[TheHeathens]

You know those jokes that people don't get and you have to explain the punchline, well this is one of those:


A snail decides he wants to be a racing car driver so he gets some sponsors, forms a team and asks Bernie Ecclestone if he can enter F1. Bernie says OK but that because he's a snail he'll have to have an 'S' on his car instead of a number.

After qualifying the snail is right at the back of the grid and you can imagine the comments being made by the press and TV commentators!
The race starts, and after the first lap the snail is in 10th place. After the second lap he's third and after the third lap he's leading the field.

At the end of the race the snail has lapped the whole field and as he passed the chequered flag Bernie was heard to say in admiration, "Look at that 'S' car go!".

[TheHeathens]

Here's one that isn't:

My Uncle got struck off for having sex with his patients. It's a real shame because he's a great Vet.

[GeoffB]

... "Look at that 'S' car go!".

Ok, it took me about 10 seconds - but I got there! Nice one.

[stevefoster]

Here's one that isn't:

My Uncle got struck off for having sex with his patients. It's a real shame because he's a great Vet.

I don't get it, V40, V50, V60, V65, V70

[stevefoster]

I used to be Werewolf, but i'm alright nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

[marty mcfly]

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

[southernsoftie]

What do you call a fly with no wings?


A walk.

[Derby Tup]

Here's one that isn't:

My Uncle got struck off for having sex with his patients. It's a real shame because he's a great Vet.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality and S&M but then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse

[Swoop]

Ok, it took me about 10 seconds - but I got there! Nice one.

Mais oui!

[IanDarkpeak]

You know those jokes that people don't get and you have to explain the punchline, well this is one of those:


A snail decides he wants to be a racing car driver so he gets some sponsors, forms a team and asks Bernie Ecclestone if he can enter F1. Bernie says OK but that because he's a snail he'll have to have an 'S' on his car instead of a number.

After qualifying the snail is right at the back of the grid and you can imagine the comments being made by the press and TV commentators!
The race starts, and after the first lap the snail is in 10th place. After the second lap he's third and after the third lap he's leading the field.

At the end of the race the snail has lapped the whole field and as he passed the chequered flag Bernie was heard to say in admiration, "Look at that 'S' car go!".

years ago I was on a campsite when a bright green 2cv pulled on to the site. it had a big racing snail painted on the side of the door with the words....

.... les car go.......

classic..