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    That's both funny and informative. In the spirit of supporting local industry, here's a link: https://theforestdistillery.com/cat-fiddle-weasel/

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
    That's both funny and informative. In the spirit of supporting local industry, here's a link: https://theforestdistillery.com/cat-fiddle-weasel/
    Whilst we are on the subject I was in there a couple of weeks ago and although a bit pricey will still be a great place to sit outside and have a beer after a run, on the 4 or 5 days a year when the weather allows!

    By the way Noel, what real ales do the Crag Inn and Stanley Arms serve these days, as both are in our sights?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llani Boy View Post
    Whilst we are on the subject I was in there a couple of weeks ago and although a bit pricey will still be a great place to sit outside and have a beer after a run, on the 4 or 5 days a year when the weather allows!

    By the way Noel, what real ales do the Crag Inn and Stanley Arms serve these days, as both are in our sights?
    I'm not sure about the Stanley, although a few locals drink there so it must be OK. The Crag Inn only opens a few times a week now - they weren't getting enough custom to justify opening more.

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    We could resolve the issue of low pass rates in English examinations by lowering the pass rate. This would lead to more people being successful in the examination. This in turn would lead to an increase in literacy levels. Innit?

    From 'Genius' on R4 Extra, a fine selection of proper comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark G View Post
    We could resolve the issue of low pass rates in English examinations by lowering the pass rate. This would lead to more people being successful in the examination. This in turn would lead to an increase in literacy levels. Innit?

    From 'Genius' on R4 Extra, a fine selection of proper comedy.
    they've been doing that for over 40 years haven't they? And now they've abolished exams altogether we'll see pass rates sky rocket
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    A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk in to a blood bank to donate blood. The nurse askes everyone what their blood type is. The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witton Park View Post
    A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk in to a blood bank to donate blood. The nurse askes everyone what their blood type is. The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O"
    Nice one. It cheered me up, and I'll try to remember "B positive". Probably in vein though
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    What's the major cause of dry skin in the UK?




    towels!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossdog View Post
    What's the major cause of dry skin in the UK?




    towels!
    Have you engaged in premature cracker pulling?
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    My wife told me to make sure the cat is chipped. I only have a 9 iron but I still got it over the garden shed
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