Please stop! You're all being Sicily.
Please stop! You're all being Sicily.
Am Yisrael Chai
A close finish in the Great Manchester 10K on Sunday with only 8 seconds between the first three.
The winner was highly delighted, the second was highly disappointed and the third was Haile Gebrselassie.
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says "Sorry, you're not allowed in here". The Higson Boson particle replies, "Why not?? Without me there'll be no mass!"
A Scotsman goes into a Dentist and says “I have a major filling that needs doing, how much please?”
Dentist “Och aye, that’ll be just £80”.
“That’s a bit expensive, can you offer a discount if you don’t use anaesthetic?”
“Yes I can but it’ll be awful painful but that will only be £40”.
“Never mind that, and can you give me a discount if you use your apprentice dental technician?”
“Yes but it will hurt even more….but I’ll only charge you £20”.
“And what if I allow the rest of your staff to observe the operation?”
“That would be very useful training, OK that’s £5 all in…now can we agree an appointment?”
“Yes, I’d like to book my wife in for next Tuesday please!
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Knock knock...
I wont be (sh) long, dear.
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