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    My wife's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So I’ve taken the hint and for Christmas I’ve got her a magazine rack.
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    Inov8 have just sent me an e-mail asking if I want to pre order a pair of their latest shoe, The Parkclaw.

    £160

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llani Boy View Post
    Inov8 have just sent me an e-mail asking if I want to pre order a pair of their latest shoe, The Parkclaw.

    £160


    Well I haven't had one but I'm not sure whether to be relieved or insulted.
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    Yeah that one's been out a while.

    Ridiculous.

    That said, i bit the bullet with my last fell shoe purchase and got a pair of those graphene x-talons. Whether i'm just getting a bit better on my feet and it's actually coincidence, i don't know, but the grip has appeared to be superb. Even wore them in the National XC, which as anyone who knows Parliament Hill will know it is an utter quagmire.

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    I had an email earlier. It's the new Parkclaw G280 graphene shoe with boomerang footbed whatever that is. I was vaguely interested until I saw the price....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Travs View Post
    Yeah that one's been out a while.

    Ridiculous.

    That said, i bit the bullet with my last fell shoe purchase and got a pair of those graphene x-talons. Whether i'm just getting a bit better on my feet and it's actually coincidence, i don't know, but the grip has appeared to be superb. Even wore them in the National XC, which as anyone who knows Parliament Hill will know it is an utter quagmire.
    The x-talon ultra 260s have been brilliant. I've even decided to ditch Mudclaws in favour of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteS View Post
    I had an email earlier. It's the new Parkclaw G280 graphene shoe with boomerang footbed whatever that is. I was vaguely interested until I saw the price....
    Boomerang footbed: your foot always comes back to where it left the ground, so you never go anywhere.
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    Whiteboards are quite remarkable...
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    I went into a shop last weekend said "I'd like to buy a new battery so I can tell the time". Tha assistant said "Is it for a clock?". I said" I don't bloody know, that's why I asked for a battery!"

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    Had to read it 6 times and then nearly pissed myself.

    Brilliant!
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