Have you heard the joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable...
Have you heard the joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable...
Am Yisrael Chai
Patient: Every time I sneeze I get an erection.
Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?
Patient: Yes, snuff!
Visibility good except in Hill Fog
An alarming fact is that 100% of domestic accidents occur in the home!
Am Yisrael Chai
As Philip Jones points out in Adventures in Running and Ageing, whilst a very, very small % of people die when taking exercise the percentage who die when not is a solid 100%.Originally Posted by Mossdog
Last edited by Graham Breeze; 09-03-2023 at 11:09 AM.
"...as dry as the Atacama desert".
It would be more useful to know where you were going to die than when. Then you needn't go there...
At least not until you were ready.
A mathematician, an engineer and an accountant are each asked, "What is 2 plus 2?".
The mathematician says, "4".
The engineer taps away at his calculator and eventually says, "4.00, to three significant figures".
The accountant says, "What do you want it to be?".
In his lifetime he suffered from unreality, as do so many Englishmen.
Jorge Luis Borges
What'd call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Am Yisrael Chai
The spade has to be the greatest invention ever. It was truly ground breaking...
Pete Shakespeare - U/A
Going downhill fast
Since I started ironing my shirts, the quality of them has really decreased...
Am Yisrael Chai
"I used to be a pilot" he explained...
Am Yisrael Chai
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