Someone at work stopped returning my calls and emails 2 weeks ago. His office is its usual mess and there's no 'out of office' message on his emails. He just vanished.
I found out today that he "came into some money", bought some land in Scotland, got on his motorbike and went. That's it. No goodbyes. Nothing.
Lucky, lucky boy!
I'd be out the door even quicker if it was me!