Walking about without a top on

[Danbert Nocurry]

Scroatish behaviour in my opinion.

Pigeon-chested herberts to a man. All tensed up with one eye on the traffic to gauge whether they are being appreciated by passing motorists for the hard bastards they 'think' they are.

I drove past two walking past my works earlier........ One with no shirt on, big thick gold chain and a huge tattoo over his shoulders saying "Born to Fight" what an absolute knob!

I'm actually thinking of filling my cars window washer bottle up with piss, and then turning the 'jet' to the kerbside and spraying them.

Does the forum think this is a good idea?

[dominion]

Just seen 4 of them down sarf today Danbert. Disgraceful behaviour.

Unless they're female of course.....

[Al Fowler]

Go for it.

How fast does your car accelerate?

[Danbert Nocurry]

Unless they're female of course.....

No, no, no Dom......The young women who would be inclined to behave like this are the type of women who drink pints and eat bags of chips in the street like pissed up dockers. Such women have no class...


Actually just why are there so many fat mooses knocking about? Big fat lazy harlots, stuffing their enormous faces with pasties and pies. Pasties and pies are mens food - hands off you obese pigs and get a salad..

[Al Fowler]

No, no, no Dom......The young women who would be inclined to behave like this are the type of women who drink pints and eat bags of chips in the street like pissed up dockers. Such women have no class.

Actually just why are there so many fat mooses knocking about. Big fat lazy harlots, stuffing their enormous faces with pasties and pies. Pasties and pies are mens food - hands off you obese pigs and get a salad

Get your wip and knock them into shape Danbert.....we are resting the saviour of humanity and having ONLY good looking women in our glorious nation.

[Danbert Nocurry]

Get your wip and knock them into shape Danbert.....we are resting the saviour of humanity and having ONLY good looking women in our glorious nation.

Indeed Al......Only this evening I was having a nosey round the local retail park and murdered my eyes on the sight of some big parcel. Skin tight leggings and a T shirt displaying her rippled gut.

The fat cow needed to sew 3 items of clothes together to get a fit.

I kept on the move, fearful that if I stood around for too long she may mistake me for food

[Al Fowler]

Indeed Al......Only this evening I was having a nosey round the local retail park and murdered my eyes on the sight of some big parcel. Skin tight leggings and a T shirt displaying her rippled gut.

The fat cow needed to sew 3 items of clothes together to get a fit.

I kept on the move, fearful that if I stood around for too long she may mistake me for food

Good move that, i'd be no more than a mere snack to these beached whales...perhaps you should PM me the name of the retail park in question so i can avoid it.

[Al Fowler]

Danbert i have a confession to make.

I today, spent the day topless.

Now i must make it clear i was on my own property. We are currently building a summer house in our garden and today we where fitting the roof. Now since it was such a hot day it only made sence to remove my to to thus cool myself down.
I do not have a large gold chain around my neck, nor any tattoos.
Some members of the public did see me as there is a lane leading to either playing fields behind my house or off to her people walk their dogs but come on, who wouldnt want to see me topless!

And just to be civilised, when we had to take a trip to the local builders merchants, i put my top back on so that the people of Leyland didnt think a prisoner of war had escaped from somewhere.

Im sorry.

[Hanneke]

Unless they're female of course.....

What is that all about Dom? And in WHITE? Did you think us women would not spot it?

[skennaugh]

Can i run with no shorts? And if so, Can i call it a jog?