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    Finally after nearly 5 and a half months of finger bashing typing. I have achieved my greatest thing yet. its going on my CV
    Trying to plod up hills every day slightly faster than the day before

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    Finally after nearly 5 and a half months of finger bashing typing. I have achieved my greatest thing yet. its going on my CV
    .... too much time on your hands, probably why you didn't get the job. Typing speed must be pretty good by now though, you could always become a secretary.

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    Ah, but does the quality match the quantity
    Frequent but moderate workouts on a consistent basis are the key to success

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    Finally after nearly 5 and a half months of finger bashing typing. I have achieved my greatest thing yet. its going on my CV
    You are a post Pervert
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Oh well. Im more the trainspotter type. Quietly goes about his business pausing only to look at the finest of specimens. And you the dirty old man. As long is it has legs you stare
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    Oh well. Im more the trainspotter type. Quietly goes about his business pausing only to look at the finest of specimens. And you the dirty old man. As long is it has legs you stare
    'Quietly' Do you know the meaning of the word?
    Who says they have to have legs
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    'Quietly' Do you know the meaning of the word?
    Who says they have to have legs
    Now now merry i forgot your from yorkshire. btw im a very subtle charming person like Cristiano Ronaldo but with a larger man cannon and considerably more valuable. The girls love me the boys envy me. Especially that pudgy
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    Now now merry i forgot your from yorkshire. btw im a very subtle charming person like Cristiano Ronaldo but with a larger man cannon and considerably more valuable. The girls love me the boys envy me. Especially that pudgy
    You forget, i know you young man, the girls that love you ain't met me yet
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    You forget, i know you young man, the girls that love you ain't met me yet
    They have just when you jumped them in a dark alleyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTom View Post
    They have just when you jumped them in a dark alleyway
    Did you remember to shout Suprise!!!????!!!!....
    I'm so naughty!!!!!!

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