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    Morals of the Story

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story :-

    1 - Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    2 - Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend.

    3 - And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut !!

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    Re: Morals of the Story

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    Re: Morals of the Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Solomon View Post
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story :-

    1 - Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    2 - Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend.

    3 - And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut !!
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