she: we have to call the plumber out coz the shower is not emptying (meaning....YOU must call a plumber)
me: oh, let me have a look at it (meaning....I'm damned if I'm shelling out to have some blood-sucking pseudo-professional come and do what I can do)
she: well, just remember, we're going out tonight (meaning....DO IT NOW!!!)
he: ok then...............eeeeeuuuuurrrrgggghhhhhhh!
true stories from the rabbit-hutch