Josh Hubbard - Ambleside AC
I ran lonely o'er fell and dale,
Scratching nads and desiring ale,
Happened 'pon a country inn,
Scratched once more and ran straight in.
Ordered beer but was refused,
Landlord said, his face suffused,
"My lad I'm sorry, no ale for you -
scratching bollocks will never do"
This is a first draft too. I'll work on it.
Martyn Price
North Leeds Fell Runners
Surely, "**ahem, cough**" being a doctor and all, it's not a scratch when sorting itchy bollocks, it's more of a "roll and pinch"
Indeed. Employing a traditional ungual/digital scrape is likely to produce excessive puckering, follicular ensnarement and gonadal ecchymosis of a most lachrymosal potential. Therefore the action is more one of testicular realignment and scrotal massage to relieve the pruritic sensory overload.
Simon Blease
Monmouth