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    Oooh I like this choice Alf. Makes me think back to my big trip and want to write my own version (which won't be as good but might be fun to try).

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    ‘What Every Woman Should Carry’

    My mother gave me the prayer to Saint Theresa.
    I added a used tube ticket, kleenex,
    several Polo mints (furry), a tampon, pesetas,
    a florin. Not wishing to be presumptuous,
    not trusting you either, a pack of 3.
    I have a pen. There is space for my guardian
    angel, she has to fold her wings. Passport.
    A key. Anguish, at what I said/didn’t say
    when once you needed/didn’t need me. Anadin.
    A credit card. His face the last time,
    my impatience, my useless youth.
    That empty sack, my heart. A box of matches.


    Maura Dooley

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Er Harry I have a bone to pick with you!...you neglected to mention that you have only gone and won the BOFRA championships again! You are way too modest for your own good, but then, thats probably what we love about you!

    Well done Harry! :thumbup:

    our little star!

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    Well done Harry:thumbup:
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Er Harry I have a bone to pick with you!...you neglected to mention that you have only gone and won the BOFRA championships again! You are way too modest for your own good, but then, thats probably what we love about you!

    Well done Harry! :thumbup:

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    Brilliant Harry.

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    ....what a star. And some of us remember that back in the day, he used to knock out some rather good poetry! I most recently thought of this 3H classic last weekend at the top of Causey Pike

    But I never saw the view

    I’ve been up every Lakeland fell
    Racing hard and true
    I’ve followed studmarks closely
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve raced round all the Wainwright’s
    Done BG reccies too
    Head down following the map
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve done every Karrimor and OMM
    Since 1992
    My car’s covered with stickers
    But I never saw the view

    From the summit cairn of Gable
    And from Scafell too
    They say that Wasdale’s stunning
    But I never saw the view

    Kentmere, Fairfield, Weasdale
    The most scenic horseshoe?
    I’ve even done the Anni Waltz
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve followed calves and ankles
    Vests of green and blue
    I know all the shortest routes and lines
    But I never saw the view

    One day I’ve promised to myself
    When my racing's through
    I’ll climb back up to every top
    Sit down, breathe in that view

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    HHH wrote some great stuff early doors Old Whippet, you're right


    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    ....what a star. And some of us remember that back in the day, he used to knock out some rather good poetry! I most recently thought of this 3H classic last weekend at the top of Causey Pike

    But I never saw the view

    I’ve been up every Lakeland fell
    Racing hard and true
    I’ve followed studmarks closely
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve raced round all the Wainwright’s
    Done BG reccies too
    Head down following the map
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve done every Karrimor and OMM
    Since 1992
    My car’s covered with stickers
    But I never saw the view

    From the summit cairn of Gable
    And from Scafell too
    They say that Wasdale’s stunning
    But I never saw the view

    Kentmere, Fairfield, Weasdale
    The most scenic horseshoe?
    I’ve even done the Anni Waltz
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve followed calves and ankles
    Vests of green and blue
    I know all the shortest routes and lines
    But I never saw the view

    One day I’ve promised to myself
    When my racing's through
    I’ll climb back up to every top
    Sit down, breathe in that view

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    Re: Today's poet

    I visited Shakespeare's birthplace yesterday - a superb autumnal day

    here is an appropiate poem:

    Act IV, Scene 1 from Macbeth (1606) by William Shakespeare

    Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
    Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin’d.
    Harpier cries:—’tis time! ’tis time!
    Round about the caldron go;
    In the poison’d entrails throw.—
    Toad, that under cold stone,
    Days and nights has thirty-one;
    Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

    Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
    Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

    Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
    Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
    Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
    Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
    Liver of blaspheming Jew;
    Gall of goat, and slips of yew
    Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
    Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
    Finger of birth-strangled babe
    Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
    Make the gruel thick and slab:
    Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
    For the ingrediants of our caldron.

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
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    Dressing Down for Halloween

    At Halloween
    Does the goth teen
    Wear a paisley shirt
    Or a floral skirt
    So as not to conform
    To the accepted norm?

    Patrick Winstanley

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    That was a particularly great poem. I reckon HHH has a few more up his sleeves and is just keeping us in suspense for a bit. The best things in life and all that....

    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    HHH wrote some great stuff early doors Old Whippet, you're right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    ....what a star. And some of us remember that back in the day, he used to knock out some rather good poetry! I most recently thought of this 3H classic last weekend at the top of Causey Pike

    But I never saw the view

    I’ve been up every Lakeland fell
    Racing hard and true
    I’ve followed studmarks closely
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve raced round all the Wainwright’s
    Done BG reccies too
    Head down following the map
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve done every Karrimor and OMM
    Since 1992
    My car’s covered with stickers
    But I never saw the view

    From the summit cairn of Gable
    And from Scafell too
    They say that Wasdale’s stunning
    But I never saw the view

    Kentmere, Fairfield, Weasdale
    The most scenic horseshoe?
    I’ve even done the Anni Waltz
    But I never saw the view

    I’ve followed calves and ankles
    Vests of green and blue
    I know all the shortest routes and lines
    But I never saw the view

    One day I’ve promised to myself
    When my racing's through
    I’ll climb back up to every top
    Sit down, breathe in that view
    Missed that, brilliant. Being not as fast as HHH i always have a look at the view, usually just before i fall over to taste the tussocks!
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Its been a while since we had some limericks and I'm feeling cheery after getting some miles in this saturday:

    For six men, two dogs and me,
    the views were a joy to see,
    feeling at one
    in the glorious sun,
    we finished at mile twenty three.

    my legs were restless in bed
    I burned from my feet to my head
    but despite feeling weary,
    I still feel quite cheery
    and look forward to races ahead.

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