I appear to have had a shit in

[The General]

the bath last night

I think. It was big and brown but was more of a big lump rather than poo shapes and I've also pebble dashed the toilet as well.

I haven't done anything like that for years and have no recollection of it but must have been me and it looks like I've tried to grab hold of the shower curtain and half broken the rail.

Don't think i'd better do the Pike race today

[Mud]

I haven't done anything like that for years and have no recollection of it

Have you ruled out the possibility that you may in fact have pulled last night, and it was him/her that was responsible* for the scatological extravaganza?

Check the other side of the bed, and underneath if necessary (sometimes they hide there).

*using the term loosely**

** loosely as in "loose bowels", I suppose....

[The General]

Have you ruled out the possibility that you may in fact have pulled last night, and it was him/her that was responsible* for the scatological extravaganza?

Check the other side of the bed, and underneath if necessary (sometimes they hide there).

*using the term loosely**

** loosely as in "loose bowels", I suppose....

I did quite seriously consider talking a photo. I've cleaned it up now but I think it will need bleaching as well.

I'm just proud of such a high-brow thread.

[Danbert Nocurry]

I appear to have had a shit in the bath last night

Easily done

[daz h]

you sure it was a turd and not a large slice of kebab meat

donna kebab, its a meal in your hand
nice an helfy wiv all da salad an stuff

[Joliver Jim]

Hello? Excuse me? Did I mention that my house is full of barfing people at the moment? I was a borderline case before I read this thread. Oh dear, where's the bucket?

[Danbert Nocurry]

Hello? Excuse me? Did I mention that my house is full of barfing people at the moment? I was a borderline case before I read this thread. Oh dear, where's the bucket?

Get some pickled onions/gherkins and eggs down you JJ. Sorts me out every time.