optimum spacing of studs

[Mr Benn]

Me and Christopher were debating last night what the optimum spacing of studs on a Walsh is? As I'm just a goat and have hooves for maximum grip I'm not sure. I'd have thought that there's a trade off between more studs for grip, and less studs to prevent clogging?

Don't tell him, but I'm planning on getting a pair of custom made Walshes with perfect stud placement for his chrissy present. I've emailed Norman and Bland and they're up for a challenge to see if their classic and near perfect design can be bettered. We might well get a small limited edition run in pink to match those appalling vests that the ponies wear. Although frankly the idea of a club named after those halfwit four legged beasts is nonsense. Everyone knows we goats are the master of the mountains.

[Al Fowler]

I really dont know how to reply.

[nikalas]

did you see Life with the goat escaping the fox on a vertical cliff face?

[noel]

I remember once being on a Spanish climbing holiday and watching a mother goat trying to coax her offspring up a polished v.diff chimney so they could be safe for the night - amazing.

[Nee Bother]

did you see Life with the goat escaping the fox on a vertical cliff face?

Yeah....think it was a 1 week old Ibex, it had to learn very very fast!!

[wormstone]

.....I read this thread title as "optimum spacing of spuds"........but that would be silly, wouldn't it........

[mr brightside]

For ages i've been trying to figure out who you really are Mr Benn, at first i thought you were Noel but i think you may just have slipped up by starting this thread....WHEEZE.

[Roy Scott]

Nice idea mr Benn, spread those studs out. That way we can have maximal pick of the women without conflict

[noel]

For ages i've been trying to figure out who you really are Mr Benn, at first i thought you were Noel but i think you may just have slipped up by starting this thread....WHEEZE.

I'm flattered Mr B. I think. I'll just check through Mr Benn's posts.