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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    I remember reading about Mario Cipollini doing a double just before a crit which he won - can't do that much harm!!

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Should the Three Peaks event be considered as an intercourse as it is neither a Category A nor a Category B event?

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    I'd rather have a cooked breakfast

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    as i understand it in recent months DJ Stan has carried a full experiment out in this field.. or was that on the field? near a field? or somewhere like it?

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Obviously, for any true athlete, there is definitely no intercourse before a race and no visit from madam palm and her five beautiful daughters. These would lower testosterone levels and reduce agression. Instead the true athlete consumes a hearty breakfast of bulls' testicles. Everyone knows that.

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Women weaken legs, and bank balances, sorry dear but its true

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Foreigner View Post
    I'm running Bleasdale tomorrow and my wife Rita tells me that as I want to run a fast time in the race, nookie is out of the question tonight.

    What do you think about that? Have you found that a spot of coitus before or during a race has stopped you running in a good time?
    JF, I think you must have had a bit! You weren't particularly fast when you came up Paddy's Pole where I was marshalling.
    Yiannis

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert View Post
    I'd rather have a cooked breakfast
    We need to start our own club Danbert.

    The "No nookie and breakfast club".

    What about a "couple of pints afterwards club"

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert View Post
    I'd rather have a cooked breakfast
    Bangers and mash with peas for you then.

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    Re: Intercourse before a race

    One of the lads at the club said he had sex before a race and he came second.
    His wife was very pleased.

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