Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
better to be single i have found, then you can do what you like
Are you telling us you're available Onehill?? I won't complain about you running if you don't complain about me running!!... :-)
Are you telling us you're available Onehill?? I won't complain about you running if you don't complain about me running!!... :-)
I used to work in the courts & one thing that was noticable was that the amount of divorce files increased with every year!!!
Seems a bit pointless getting married these days!!! A lass I went to school with was married at 19 & divorced by 22!! Another one was only married a few months before she ran off with someone!!!
Have to be careful though, there's always some married women out looking for a bit extra!!! Got dragged along to a party by a lass, we disappeared off into the toilet for a while, then when we came back & she went to sleep on the couch I left the house. One of her mates showed me where the door was, then said "What are we supposed to tell her husband"!!!??!!! I beat a hasty retreat after that!!! How was I supposed to know!!??!!!
disappeared into the toilets
christ wot a charmer you are, mind you i bet she gave you a bit of experience that nite
They were very luxurious toilets!!! It was a house party in a rich persons house - couldn't believe some of the stuff I saw in there - things I'd only seen in books like Rennie Mckintosh, Knox, other arts & crafts designer stuff like that - it was amazing!!!
daz he is just a stud what can we say.. just hope they never let him out of alcatraz
bloody hell if you clocked all the desiner crap in there you couldnt have been givin the lady much pleasure, bet u flushed the toilet and it was all over.
by the sounds of it he struggled to fondle to the light switch
I'd clocked the designer gear before we went into the toilet!!! It was her excuse for bringing me along to the party as she knew I was into that sort of stuff!!
you should have jumped in the bath, locked the door and filled it with mr matey
nothing beats mr matey for a nice foam bath with your other half
then a nice game of find the soap
you should have jumped in the bath, locked the door and filled it with mr matey
nothing beats mr matey for a nice foam bath with your other half
then a nice game of find the soap
PMSL. She wasn't my other half though!!! More like someone elses!!!! :eeeek:
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