Stupid things people have said

[Trimm Trab]

So I'm sat packing my stuff to go down south in the morning...

Sorry Tom, but any sentence that starts with 'So..' in this manner automatically qualifies as a 'stupid thing somebody said' . It is an Americanism that should be eradicated from our language without mercy.

Denise from Gorton (that's where Shameless is filmed isn't it?) does sound tommy dick though.

[L.F.F.]

'I'm thinking of doing Tough Mudder... It's got barbed wire and everything.'