Today's clean car

[Hanneke]

I agree Moley, I never wash mine!

But looking at it all shiny and new back from the bodyshop, I could not resist recording it for posterity and sharing it with you all Little pleasures in life... It is well covered in muck again already so hopefully, no-one will drive into it now

Missus has a little 206HDi, had Peugeot deisels for years (used to have the Estates, till the Missus forgot to put the handbrake on ) they keep going for ever - so long as you don't wash them, that's what ruins them and makes other drivers crash into them.

[dominion]

Are you hinting it is the dirt that holds them together?

No, it's the zip ties and gaffa tape that hold them together.... Still got that dent in the rear sill?

[Mike T]

No, it's the zip ties and gaffa tape that hold them together.... Still got that dent in the rear sill?

How.....? It is being repaired as we speak, as is it's twin next to it, which enabled me to work out how/who caused it. Mrs T denies all knowledge, but has agreed to pay!

[Hanneke]

No more zip ties and gaffa tape Dom, the bumper is integral :w00t:, it even has a grille again :w00t: The dent in the rear sill is still there though...and I even bought yellow gaffa tape not so long ago, to colour match the superior technique of keeping the bumper from falling off...

No, it's the zip ties and gaffa tape that hold them together.... Still got that dent in the rear sill?

[Hanneke]

Now I just have to avoid badgers and big, bullish, rude men in big bullish towney shiny 4x4's that don't know how to negotiate country lanes in their BIG p***s extensions :woot:

[dominion]

How.....? It is being repaired as we speak, as is it's twin next to it, which enabled me to work out how/who caused it. Mrs T denies all knowledge, but has agreed to pay!

Sorry, cross threaded post - Han's car was held together with gaffa tape and zip ties!

[Mike T]

Sorry, cross threaded post - Han's car was held together with gaffa tape and zip ties!

Phew!

[Stolly]

Now I just have to avoid badgers and big, bullish, rude men in big bullish towney shiny 4x4's that don't know how to negotiate country lanes in their BIG p***s extensions :woot:

I have a 4x4........ but don't need a penis extension

[Hanneke]

You are also not a big, bullish rude man Stolly and I suspect you know how to drive a 4x4... 4x4's can actually move to the side of a lane, they don't need to stay in the middle of the narrow tarmac strip! Had said bloke moved over like I did, we would probably not even have knocked each others mirrors... in stead he lamost wrote off my car FFS!

I have a 4x4........ but don't need a penis extension

[that_fjell_guy]

Wash!? Car!? I'm confused....