Quote Originally Posted by Witton Park View Post
I take it I haven't made the "shorts" list then?
I'm afraid not. In terms of the Job Specification, you have several 'Essentials' but too few 'Desirables' for this particular post. However, overall, your application has much to commend it - such as an appropriately disapproving tone - and, should a similar post become available (for example: Step-brother, Counsellor, or Fairy Godmother) I'll certainly bear you in mind.
On this occasion though, Mr Park, I shall not be calling you to interview.