Whatever mountain it is beggining with E - I would personally carry the pig up and chuck her off.
I think I made a similar comment when she tried the London Marathon - Tower Bridge was the chosen chuck off point that time
think she better finish that marathon first
She had better get a new pair of trainers, whatever she decides to do
There are not enough days in the week to for training, rest and racing.
if she does decide to do Everest can you imagine being the poor sherpa who has to carry her up to base camp, let alone go up the mountain.
There are not enough days in the week to for training, rest and racing.
Jade 'Isn't there a ski lift?'
Sherpa 'no'
Jade 'it's a long way isn't it'
Sherpa 'yes'
Jade 'is Nepal all hilly?'
Sherpa 'yes'
Jade 'can I go up in a helicopter?'
Sherpa 'no'
Sherpas are known as gentle and patient, but imagine...
There are not enough days in the week to for training, rest and racing.
Didn't she (in)famously think that Everest was in Scotland? Seem to remember that was one of the gems of wisdom the thick pig-like one came out with.