F.F.S!
Stuff like this makes me come over all 'Daily Mail'
"Darren – of Keston Crescent, Brinnington - says his huge intake of Diet Coke hasn't caused him any medical or dental problems." presumably he's such a fat knacker becuase of the 12 Big Macs, 5 portions of fish & chips, 8 bags of crisps, 3 pasties and a cream bun he scoffs at lunch. or maybe he's just big boned with a slow metabolism.
grrrrrr