Sensible training question

[Brummy John]

A school friend of mine applied to join the RAF. During the 'cough and drop' they noticed only one plum was present in his sporron, the other having migrated north to his groin. It was a result of a rugby accident years before.

He went into hospital and they tried to massage the migrant down but it wouldn't go.

So he had an op and the tresspasing testicle was torpedo shaped and useless, so they chucked it in the bin and gave him a new plastic one where it should be, but smaller because the hole had shrunk.

He has had 2 children since.

Does this answer your question Danbert?

[Mud]

the tresspasing testicle was torpedo shaped and useless, so they chucked it in the bin and gave him a new plastic one where it should be

We know a song about that.

[Harry H Howgill]

...so they chucked it in the bin and gave him a new plastic one where it should be, but smaller because the hole had shrunk.

He has had 2 children since.

Does this answer your question Danbert?

Yeah. But have you seen his kids?...

[JohnK]

this thread is a load of bollocks

[Danbert Nocurry]

this thread is a load of bollocks

How very dare you suggest that my thread is anything other than solemnly serious

[Penguin]

How very dare you suggest that my thread is anything other than solemnly serious

danbert, i see you are struggling with a bollock injury, a very serious problem indeed

i suggestr you get the offending bollock chopped off to avoid oversteer so you don't run into the opposite sex whilst jacked up?

[molehill]

Nearly lost one of mine climbing over a metal 5 bar gate today. All icy and snowy, my foot slipped whilst astraddle .

Squashed (and painfull) only, lucky escape.