we have a wedding to go to at the weekend, so the worst of the things you have heard or said so i know not to spout owt stupid!
we have a wedding to go to at the weekend, so the worst of the things you have heard or said so i know not to spout owt stupid!
'I thought you were already wed' usually raises a few eyebrows.
I Do ....
When he says the "Does anyone know of any reason why these two should not be joined in lawful matrimony" bit, don't say ANYTHING, unless of course you DO know of any reason.
"The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"
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I always quite liked the Four Weddings one.
As to going to weddings...it is an incredibly tedious occupation. Just when you think you are getting past it and everyone you know is married...........................
.....................they start on the second round.
They are blumming expensive too.
And I'm even getting sick of the hen nights/weekends.
Am I old?
go to a beautiful city like prague or riva and its full of pissed up brits
or even Riga: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8185159.stm
Don't repeat the line from a minute in if you're talking to the vicar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t03uBWYCw
"You gotta put a little bit of ****ing fairy dust over the bastard"