Being chased by dogs

[Yelsew]

You need more strings to your bow, Yelsew. Your character currently only stands for things that you've found on these three threads. I'm looking forward to you developing a more roundedly aggressive Yelsew. Let's bring slashing and mindless violence to the "today's wildlife encounter" thread.

Right, what I've actually said:

• I slashed the tyres of a banker. Guilty as charged. He's a willing part of the system.
• I knocked out a McDonalds worker. Guilty as charged but he did threaten to get me shot and was on the phone to some of his mates at the time.
• I carry a small knife for self defence against dogs (true) but have realised, thanks to you good folk, that it's the owners fault. I had an argument with the owner about his aggressive dog that resulted in me drop kicking the chav and running off with his cap.

I have stated my position in each of the above cases. Most may not agree with me but at least I'm honest about it. How many of you have wanted to drop kick a chav with an aggressive dog? I'm terrified of dogs so feel that I have to take extra measures. If it was really up to me, all dogs would be executed. They are just hairy pieces of meat.

What amuses me is that although others have second identities to vent their actual feelings, you have a second identity to offensively state a position you don't agree with at all. As I said before, I think secretly you consider yourself an undercover comedian, a la Sasha Baron Cohen. "The bankers" indeed! Keep it going

Who is Sasha Baron Cohen?

[IainR]

Right, what I've actually said:

• I slashed the tyres of a banker. Guilty as charged. He's a willing part of the system.
• I knocked out a McDonalds worker. Guilty as charged but he did threaten to get me shot and was on the phone to some of his mates at the time.
• I carry a small knife for self defence against dogs (true) but have realised, thanks to you good folk, that it's the owners fault. I had an argument with the owner about his aggressive dog that resulted in me drop kicking the chav and running off with his cap.

I have stated my position in each of the above cases. Most may not agree with me but at least I'm honest about it. How many of you have wanted to drop kick a chav with an aggressive dog? I'm terrified of dogs so feel that I have to take extra measures. If it was really up to me, all dogs would be executed. They are just hairy pieces of meat.



Who is Sasha Baron Cohen?

You said the dog looked aggressive.. if you carry a knife on a run then you are a fool. And if you are MMA then do you need a knife? I run 4000 miles a year, had a few dog issues but never felt the need to carry a weapon..

You didn't say you had an argument.. you said you went to kick the dog who 'looked aggressive'.. but then saw the lad 'full of it' I think were your words.. then kicked him.. yet theres no actual account of what happened.

[IainR]

Who is Sasha Baron Cohen?

He's ragging the fittest red head on TV.. possibly on the planet...

[Yelsew]

You said the dog looked aggressive.. if you carry a knife on a run then you are a fool. And if you are MMA then do you need a knife? I run 4000 miles a year, had a few dog issues but never felt the need to carry a weapon..

I'm sure I could take a decent size dog down to the floor with a submission hold but it's often where there is a pack of dogs that worries me. You only have to look at that girl who got mauled by a pack of dogs to see how savage they can be.

You didn't say you had an argument.. you said you went to kick the dog who 'looked aggressive'.. but then saw the lad 'full of it' I think were your words.. then kicked him.. yet theres no actual account of what happened.

Well that's not me jumping to conclusions though, is it? The lad was 'full of it' (arrogantly argumentative). I asked him to keep his dog under control and he started kicking off pushing me so I drop kicked him. Nothing too bad but he'll have a bruised chest tomorrow.

[Yelsew]

He's ragging the fittest red head on TV.. possibly on the planet...

Wowzers! This the one?

[IainR]

Yes.. she's impressive.. great actress..

Look if threatened you fair enough.. I just think knives are like guns.. just escalates situations and too often that not someone innocent is hurt.

[Yelsew]

Yes.. she's impressive.. great actress..

Look if threatened you fair enough.. I just think knives are like guns.. just escalates situations and too often that not someone innocent is hurt.

Fair enough. Today did make me realise that there may be more to it than meets the eye and the blame should in part go on the owner. It's like kids, if their parents are scrotes, there's a high chance that their gonna be scrotes too.

This video might be useful to anyone who encounters aggressive dogs:



I'm even contemplating getting a dog to conquer my fear. Any recommendations?