But if you really wanted to look after your tackle who could forget the Buffalow Supporters.
Buffalo - Supporters
Fiendishly uncomfortable and bizarre looking creations in shiny black Pertex and fluffy black pile. Most purchased stag-do present in the shop. Waist size M roughly equates to 32 inches (80cm), but hell, who cares, I mean are you really going to wear them?!
A friend bought a pair of these a few years ago swearing they would solve his problem of 'reduced efficency' after a cold night run. After one mile he had to remove said garments as they were cooking his 'bits'