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17-12-2008, 06:52 PM
stevefoster

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

My mrs would like to do leg 2, you'd be a good pairing;) not saying anything about her bum though.:eek:

Don't mind running with Mrs. C, not saying anything about her bum either, cos, like you, i don't want a slap:eek:
17-12-2008, 06:53 PM
stevefoster

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Assuming it's a certain teacher who asks that would be the right answer.;)

We could have a swear box for Marcel and raise thousands for charity:D
17-12-2008, 07:30 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

WE'RE IN! :D
just entered team "Fell Ponies" and started throwing names into slots - they can be re-jigged as often as we like...

dom's confirmed
just waiting for Ambrosia Kid and Pudgy - does anybody know if they're about/away at the moment...?

I assume for optimum team pace, it's better to pair people with roughly equal ability - not quite sure how we decide that...?

Also, we might want to think about which legs we fancy
[bearing in mind that I have already bagsied one of the Leg 5 slots :o ]

Leg 1: 8.5M/1361ft (Leg record= 55.11)
Leg 2: 12.5M/1560ft (Leg record= 1.16.17) "longest and possibly toughest"
Leg 3: 9.0M/1570ft (Leg record= 58.32) "not longest, but most amount of climb with “sting in tail “ and toughest climb of whole route!"
Leg 4: 5.5M/ 753ft (Leg record= 34.48) "shortest leg with least amount of climb and should suit the speed merchants"
Leg 5: 11.0M/1390ft (Leg record= 58.26) includes "mega long climb from Broadley to Top of Leach"

Daz yey i am ere and available, now if I can just find the button to pm you:confused: Mr C and I said we would run together but if that needs to change thats ok, I would prefer a long leg, as opposed to the three short ones I have:D
17-12-2008, 07:35 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

And if anyone asks me about sex, i'll say, go on then you silver tongued b@st@rd you:eek:

I aint running with you no matter what, most definitely not, no way Hos'e, no way Hose B, never ever, oh go on then you silver tongued lothario you!!!!
17-12-2008, 08:13 PM
Nelly

Re: Fell Ponies??

If anyone is going to drop out, please can you make sure it is one of you doing the shorter legs, so I don't have to drag my sorry ar*e round the 12.5 mile leg!!

Cheers!:D

Nelly-Super-Sub
17-12-2008, 09:13 PM
dominion

Re: Fell Ponies??

I'm not overly bothered about which leg I do. But.... I'd prefer something longer to make the trip worthwhile!
17-12-2008, 11:22 PM
stevefoster

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

I aint running with you no matter what, most definitely not, no way Hos'e, no way Hose B, never ever, oh go on then you silver tongued lothario you!!!!

Tha divint put up much of a fight there bonny lad, hoop tha's got a lurvly bum like to help us gannen yem;)
18-12-2008, 02:20 AM
DazTheSlug

Pennine Bridleway Relay

looks like it might help to sort out the short leg (Leg 4 - lowish level, Summit to Whitworth) first
- anybody keen? who are the "speed merchants"? :eek:
18-12-2008, 09:07 AM
The Master

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

My mrs would like to do leg 2, you'd be a good pairing not saying anything about her bum though.:eek:

Shall i say something on your behalf? She doesnt scare me;) (wont she be running 3 legs as usual though?)

And whats all this about poor Marcel being of foul mouth? I think he's a proper dandy gentleman...

I'll be there to hurl abuse and/or run a leg or something too but i refuse to give it any thought whatsoever....Mrs C will know why:cool: So please noone ask me anything about what leg is so and so doing and whose car is where and when and why...i wont know and it will hurt my head. I think the whole thing is clearly insane:D
18-12-2008, 09:51 AM
The Master

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

Quote:

Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

looks like it might help to sort out the short leg (Leg 4 - lowish level, Summit to Whitworth) first
- anybody keen? who are the "speed merchants"? :eek:

I have a few contacts who can sort you out Daz, they dont do drug tests at fell races either so you should be safe:cool:

Fantastic effort sorting this out by the way...i'll be there:D
18-12-2008, 11:40 AM
DazTheSlug

Pennine Bridleway Relay

Wahey! Team Number 42! (that's the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, you know :cool: )

Still waiting to hear from Pudgy...

Greetings (I think) to The Master - I'll stick you on the reserve list, as Nelly was looking bit lonely on there:

Pennine Bridleway Relayers:
1) Daz
2) Crumblydown
3) Mrs C
4) Marcel
5) Merrylegs
6) Amex
7) Mrs Amex
8) Ambrosia Kid
9) Pudgy - needs to confirm with a PM...
10) Dominion
Nelly - 1st reserve
The Master - last resort reserve
18-12-2008, 02:00 PM
crumblydown

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Don't mind running with Mrs. C, not saying anything about her bum either, cos, like you, i don't want a slap

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Master

Shall i say something on your behalf? She doesnt scare me (wont she be running 3 legs as usual though?)

And whats all this about poor Marcel being of foul mouth? I think he's a proper dandy gentleman...

I'll be there to hurl abuse and/or run a leg or something too but i refuse to give it any thought whatsoever....Mrs C will know why:cool: So please noone ask me anything about what leg is so and so doing and whose car is where and when and why...i wont know and it will hurt my head. I think the whole thing is clearly insane:D

Go on I double dog dare you:eek:
All the more reason why you should run ,you know you're as mad as a box of frogs.:D
18-12-2008, 03:54 PM
The Master

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

Wahey! Team Number 42! (that's the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, you know :cool: )

Still waiting to hear from Pudgy...

Greetings (I think) to The Master - I'll stick you on the reserve list, as Nelly was looking bit lonely on there:

The Master - last resort reserve

Cheers Daz, last resort reserve sounds really important.....i like it!:D
18-12-2008, 03:55 PM
The Master

Re: Pennine Bridleway Relay

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Go on I double dog dare you:eek:
All the more reason why you should run ,you know you're as mad as a box of frogs.:D

As you well know, i prefer to deliver my insults/compliments to ladies face to face....the forum is for cowards;)
18-12-2008, 04:51 PM
Amex

Re: Fell Ponies??

May i remind all ponies!
1: This is a race, pony response er er er ok whats that mean
2: People/other teams will be competitive: pony response go tiger go!
3: It means a lot to teams to win this: pony response good luck!
4: Some will recce this route: pony responce where the f*&k are we?
5: Winners will receive prizes and accolade: pony response last is first the wrong way round.;)
All of the above are just guidance notes from me to remind all of us that it don't really matter who comes where, as long as we all have a smile on our faces, the real victory will be ours!!
18-12-2008, 05:21 PM
Nee Bother

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amex

May i remind all ponies!
1: This is a race, pony response er er er ok whats that mean
2: People/other teams will be competitive: pony response go tiger go!
3: It means a lot to teams to win this: pony response good luck!
4: Some will recce this route: pony responce where the f*&k are we?
5: Winners will receive prizes and accolade: pony response last is first the wrong way round.;)
All of the above are just guidance notes from me to remind all of us that it don't really matter who comes where, as long as we all have a smile on our faces, the real victory will be ours!!

Well put, big fella:D
18-12-2008, 07:04 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amex

May i remind all ponies!
1: This is a race, pony response er er er ok whats that mean
2: People/other teams will be competitive: pony response go tiger go!
3: It means a lot to teams to win this: pony response good luck!
4: Some will recce this route: pony responce where the f*&k are we?
5: Winners will receive prizes and accolade: pony response last is first the wrong way round.;)
All of the above are just guidance notes from me to remind all of us that it don't really matter who comes where, as long as we all have a smile on our faces, the real victory will be ours!!

Didn't realise this relay job was so serious, thought we were just doing it for the fresh air and good company:confused:
I need to get out more:D
Do we need to hold hands with our teamates or stay connected by a daisychain or summat?
Do we need to carry the baton, or will clenching it between our buttocks suffice?
Are Mary Towneley loops a new breakfast cereal?
Is it true that The Master is getting a DIY skin graft kit for crimbo?
Can Marcel stop swearing?
Does anyone really listen to me:p
18-12-2008, 07:14 PM
Deejay

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Didn't realise this relay job was so serious, thought we were just doing it for the fresh air and good company:confused:
I need to get out more:D
Do we need to hold hands with our teamates or stay connected by a daisychain or summat?
Do we need to carry the baton, or will clenching it between our buttocks suffice?
Are Mary Towneley loops a new breakfast cereal?
Is it true that The Master is getting a DIY skin graft kit for crimbo?
Can Marcel stop swearing?
Does anyone really listen to me:p

Pardon?????
18-12-2008, 07:32 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Do we need to hold hands with our teamates or stay connected by a daisychain or summat?
Do we need to carry the baton, or will clenching it between our buttocks suffice?
Are Mary Towneley loops a new breakfast cereal?
Is it true that The Master is getting a DIY skin graft kit for crimbo?
Can Marcel stop swearing?
Does anyone really listen to me:p

NO does that answer your questions
18-12-2008, 07:33 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

Howay DJ whats all that German all about ????????
18-12-2008, 07:40 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

PARDON:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

NO does that answer your questions
18-12-2008, 08:08 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Deejay

Pardon?????

Aliquando bonus dormitat Homerus,,,,,,,,,,,stick that in ya pipe, one who thinks he is educated:confused:
18-12-2008, 09:19 PM
Deejay

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Aliquando bonus dormitat Homerus,,,,,,,,,,,stick that in ya pipe, one who thinks he is educated:confused:

What? Is that "My dormouse is a homosexual"?
18-12-2008, 09:21 PM
Deejay

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Howay DJ whats all that German all about ????????

German? It's all Greek to me

I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
19-12-2008, 10:24 AM
crumblydown

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Deejay

What? Is that "My dormouse is a homosexual"?

I wouldn't exactly call Alfie a doormouse he's a bit on the large side for that. :p:D
19-12-2008, 06:48 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by crumblydown

I wouldn't exactly call Alfie a doormouse he's a bit on the large side for that. :p:D

And he not homosexual either, nextdoors chihuahua (bitch ) can vouch for that:D
19-12-2008, 06:49 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deejay

What? Is that "My dormouse is a homosexual"?

YOU CAN'T WIN EM ALL,,,,,,, roughly translated
19-12-2008, 06:52 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

And he not homosexual either, nextdoors chihuahua (bitch ) can vouch for that:D

Nice puppies:eek:
19-12-2008, 06:58 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Nice puppies:eek:

Did not realise you knew our nextdoor neighbour,:D
19-12-2008, 07:00 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Did not realise you knew our nextdoor neighbour,:D

I get about a bit you know;)
20-12-2008, 12:14 AM
Tussockface

Re: Fell Ponies??

Add me to the relay reserve list.
20-12-2008, 12:24 AM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tussockface

Add me to the relay reserve list.

At this rate we could have two teams:cool:
20-12-2008, 10:27 AM
Pudgy

Re: Fell Ponies??

Yep, I'm here, late as usual! Don't mind which leg as long as it's got at least two pubs and one ice cream van. Don't mind who's partner, though my bum may not be nice enough for Merrylegs.

I'll remind you all that I have a bit of a "history" with relays. God knows where I'll end up, and probably best timed with a calender, not a stopwatch.
20-12-2008, 11:10 AM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pudgy

Don't mind who's partner, though my bum may not be nice enough for Merrylegs.

Oh come on Pudgy, you know i'm not the fussy sort:rolleyes:
22-12-2008, 09:22 AM
crumblydown

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Oh come on Pudgy, you know i'm not the fussy sort:rolleyes:

It has been said, especially after a few sherberts.:D
22-12-2008, 03:18 PM
DazTheSlug

M.t.r.

Fed up of calling it the Pennine Bridleway Relay (too long-winded), and can't abbreviate to PBR (clash with Paddy Buckley Round - not that any of us are considering one of those!?), so how's about we adopt "MTR" for Mary Towneley Relay (Pudgy's idea)?

OK, first stab at leg allocations:

1) Amex & Dom
2) Merry & MrsC
3) Crumbly & AK
4) Pudgy & Marcel
5) Daz & MrsA

I'm sure I'm likely to've made at least one mind-bogglingly obvious blunder, so don't be shy in pointing it (them) out...
22-12-2008, 05:54 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by crumblydown

It has been said, especially after a few sherberts.:D

You don't need to get drunk to talk about me, i don't mind if you do it when your sober;)
22-12-2008, 07:15 PM
Ambrosia Kid

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

You don't need to get drunk to talk about me, i don't mind if you do it when your sober;)

Now you tell me ,,,,,,, I spent good money on those two bottles of Broon ale:p
22-12-2008, 10:57 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Now you tell me ,,,,,,, I spent good money on those two bottles of Broon ale:p

Two:confused: Only supped one, what happened to the other?
Your begining to sound like a Yorkshireman:p
22-12-2008, 11:06 PM
Stagger

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

At this rate we could have two teams:cool:

You could be 2nd team Manager;)

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