Fell Ponies??

[Tussockface]

Add me to the relay reserve list.

[stevefoster]

Add me to the relay reserve list.

At this rate we could have two teams

[Pudgy]

Yep, I'm here, late as usual! Don't mind which leg as long as it's got at least two pubs and one ice cream van. Don't mind who's partner, though my bum may not be nice enough for Merrylegs.

I'll remind you all that I have a bit of a "history" with relays. God knows where I'll end up, and probably best timed with a calender, not a stopwatch.

[stevefoster]

Don't mind who's partner, though my bum may not be nice enough for Merrylegs.

Oh come on Pudgy, you know i'm not the fussy sort

[crumblydown]

Oh come on Pudgy, you know i'm not the fussy sort

It has been said, especially after a few sherberts.

[DazTheSlug]

Fed up of calling it the Pennine Bridleway Relay (too long-winded), and can't abbreviate to PBR (clash with Paddy Buckley Round - not that any of us are considering one of those!?), so how's about we adopt "MTR" for Mary Towneley Relay (Pudgy's idea)?

OK, first stab at leg allocations:

1) Amex & Dom
2) Merry & MrsC
3) Crumbly & AK
4) Pudgy & Marcel
5) Daz & MrsA

I'm sure I'm likely to've made at least one mind-bogglingly obvious blunder, so don't be shy in pointing it (them) out...

[stevefoster]

It has been said, especially after a few sherberts.

You don't need to get drunk to talk about me, i don't mind if you do it when your sober

[Ambrosia Kid]

You don't need to get drunk to talk about me, i don't mind if you do it when your sober

Now you tell me ,,,,,,, I spent good money on those two bottles of Broon ale

[stevefoster]

Now you tell me ,,,,,,, I spent good money on those two bottles of Broon ale

Two Only supped one, what happened to the other?
Your begining to sound like a Yorkshireman

[Stagger]

At this rate we could have two teams

You could be 2nd team Manager