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19-01-2010, 11:44 PM
freckle

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

I love this Mossy..i forgot all about custard creams....delicious!
19-01-2010, 11:44 PM
Harry H Howgill

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derby Tup

I can't stop laughing :D:D excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone :cool:

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?
19-01-2010, 11:46 PM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

http://web.mit.edu/cms/bcc/blogpics/nestle_nuggets.gif

Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving:eek:
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback:cool:
They were bigger when i was smaller:confused:
19-01-2010, 11:46 PM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

Digestives

tasty chrunchie bite
until dunked in steamy tea
soggy mess in cup

Nice work IDP! Isn't it annoying when you raise the biscuit to your mouth and half drops back into the cup and floats about disintergrating in your cuppa?!
19-01-2010, 11:47 PM
Old Whippet

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

I enjoyed that link Mossy. Not a fan of custard creams, so I'd be happy to feed them to the magpies.
19-01-2010, 11:48 PM
Harry H Howgill

Re: Today's poet

The ideal biscuit

For satisfaction
One must not go too soggy
Upon first dunking

I thought I'd better add a title to this one so as not to be misunderstood!
19-01-2010, 11:48 PM
freckle

Re: Today's poet

CLUB biscuits!!!!! can you remember them?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmZCMmNPkM

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
etc etc ......

now that's not rude is it?
19-01-2010, 11:48 PM
Derby Tup

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

Hes' semi-erotic description of derobing chocolate gingers iirc :)
19-01-2010, 11:48 PM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

Excellent work, worth the wait! That poem on youtube had it all, voyeurism, lust, desire, dominance and a bit of nature, it was some voice he read it in too.
19-01-2010, 11:50 PM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving:eek:
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback:cool:
They were bigger when i was smaller:confused:

Evening Merry! Have you anything to add regarding your favourite biscuit or are you a savoury man?
19-01-2010, 11:51 PM
freckle

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

The ideal biscuit

For satisfaction
One must not go too soggy
Upon first dunking

I thought I'd better add a title to this one so as not to be misunderstood!

mmmm...wot can one say?

tonights tipple
hot milk
avec malted milk
19-01-2010, 11:53 PM
Old Whippet

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

come on 3H,`how does it always start? A serious and moving discussion about having loved and lost. You mentioned biscuit related risk taking (in all innocence I'm sure), Freckle went off on one.... and some nameless individuals just couldn't help getting very very rude!
19-01-2010, 11:53 PM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

Evening Merry! Have you anything to add regarding your favourite biscuit or are you a savoury man?

Evening Hes. Just having a break, and a kit-kat, chunky mind;)
19-01-2010, 11:54 PM
Harry H Howgill

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Whippet

come on 3H,`how does it always start? A serious and moving discussion about having loved and lost. You mentioned biscuit related risk taking (in all innocence I'm sure), Freckle went off on one.... and some nameless individuals just couldn't help getting very very rude!

Just your normal night on the thread then! :D
19-01-2010, 11:56 PM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Evening Hes. Just having a break, and a kit-kat, chunky mind;)

...oh for a chunky kit kat. Did I tell you about the time I nibbled all the chocolate off one in an effort to disrobe it...oh, I've come over all funny again!

This harvest cheweee bar (it is spelt like that on the wrapper) aint doing it for me!:(
20-01-2010, 12:00 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Harvest Cheweee

healthier option
but better to get your oats
some other way!
20-01-2010, 12:01 AM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

The Godfather of Biscuits:cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OoEm9Qad4
20-01-2010, 12:02 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Whippet

come on 3H,`how does it always start? A serious and moving discussion about having loved and lost. You mentioned biscuit related risk taking (in all innocence I'm sure), Freckle went off on one.... and some nameless individuals just couldn't help getting very very rude!

I loved and lost a biscuit once, it turned up in the bottom of my OMM waist bag all sodden and forlorn. No, I didn't eat it!
20-01-2010, 12:02 AM
freckle

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

Harvest Cheweee

healthier option
but better to get your oats
some other way!

CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (again)
20-01-2010, 12:03 AM
Derby Tup

Re: Today's poet

Chunky Kit-Kat with peanut butter! THE poetry lover's choice! :cool:
20-01-2010, 12:05 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derby Tup

Chunky Kit-Kat with peanut butter! THE poetry lover's choice! :cool:

With that calorific punch it ought to be the emergency choice of all fell runners!:D
20-01-2010, 12:06 AM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

...oh for a chunky kit kat. Did I tell you about the time I nibbled all the chocolate off one in an effort to disrobe it...oh, I've come over all funny again!

This harvest cheweee bar (it is spelt like that on the wrapper) aint doing it for me!:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

Harvest Cheweee

healthier option
but better to get your oats
some other way!

Harvest cheweee lies broken in the corner
Uneaten and unloved
Chunky one smiles, naked:eek:
20-01-2010, 12:07 AM
Al Fowler

Re: Today's poet

A poem about running.

I ran.

Created by Al Fowler, 19/01/10, 11:07pm.
20-01-2010, 12:08 AM
Old Whippet

Re: Today's poet

Hes, out running this evening appears,
through unexplained mechanics,
(like that recent tv series)
to have entered a 1970's world
where confection
and sex
intermingle
through
ill concealed
innuendo.
Leaving us to wonder
What music was that farmer playing in his barn?
20-01-2010, 12:08 AM
Derby Tup

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

With that calorific punch it ought to be the emergency choice of all fell runners!:D

The peanut butter has little bits of salt in. An ace biscuity treat :cool:
20-01-2010, 12:09 AM
Old Whippet

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hes

I loved and lost a biscuit once, it turned up in the bottom of my OMM waist bag all sodden and forlorn. No, I didn't eat it!

I've loved and lost biscuits too. They are later found at the bottom of my mug, and lack their earlier appeal.
20-01-2010, 12:11 AM
Derby Tup

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Fowler

A poem about running.

I ran.

Created by Al Fowler, 19/01/10, 11:07pm.

Makes my Guangzhou inspired three word haiku look wordy and verbose :D
20-01-2010, 12:11 AM
Harry H Howgill

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Whippet

I've loved and lost biscuits too. They are later found at the bottom of my mug, and lack their earlier appeal.

Aah, but to compliment Mossy's original question, many posts ago....

Is it better to have dunked and lost,
Than never to have dunked at all?
20-01-2010, 12:12 AM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Fowler

A poem about running.

I ran.

Created by Al Fowler, 19/01/10, 11:07pm.

Complex, Flash, Complex. Deep, meaningful, utterly transfixing, i am moved, deeply. Love these long rambling poems:p
20-01-2010, 12:12 AM
freckle

Re: Today's poet

Night all, its been a great biscuity night !:D
20-01-2010, 12:13 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Whippet

Hes, out running this evening appears,
through unexplained mechanics,
(like that recent tv series)
to have entered a 1970's world
where confection
and sex
intermingle
through
ill concealed
innuendo.
Leaving us to wonder
What music was that farmer playing in his barn?

That is brilliant OW! I did wonder what that surly farmer that I usually see might be doing in the barn to the sound of a violin...his boiler suited frame with baler twine belt suddenly became somehow more appealing...;)
20-01-2010, 12:14 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Harvest cheweee lies broken in the corner
Uneaten and unloved
Chunky one smiles, naked:eek:

phwoarrrr!;)
20-01-2010, 12:14 AM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by freckle

Night all, its been a great biscuity night !:D

Night freckle, it's been a Blue Riband event:D
20-01-2010, 12:14 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Fowler

A poem about running.

I ran.

Created by Al Fowler, 19/01/10, 11:07pm.

Genius
20-01-2010, 12:15 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Night Freckle, it's been brilliant, sleep well.x
20-01-2010, 12:15 AM
Mossdog

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Fowler

A poem about running.

I ran.

Created by Al Fowler, 19/01/10, 11:07pm.

Is that somewhere in the Middle-East? :o
20-01-2010, 12:15 AM
Harry H Howgill

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by merrylegs

Night freckle, it's been a Blue Riband event:D

Very good Merrylegs

Goodnight all
20-01-2010, 12:16 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Aah, but to compliment Mossy's original question, many posts ago....

Is it better to have dunked and lost,
Than never to have dunked at all?

and again...too true HHH!:)
20-01-2010, 12:17 AM
Hes

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Very good Merrylegs

Goodnight all

Night HHH. Sweet dreams (biscuity ones!).
20-01-2010, 12:18 AM
stevefoster

Re: Today's poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mossdog

Is that somewhere in the Middle-East? :o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Very good Merrylegs

Goodnight all

Goodnight Harry;)
I ran, Middle-East, sharp Mossdog:D

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