Today's poet

[freckle]

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA


Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

I love this Mossy..i forgot all about custard creams....delicious!

[Harry H Howgill]

I can't stop laughing excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

[stevefoster]

Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback
They were bigger when i was smaller

[Hes]

Digestives

tasty chrunchie bite
until dunked in steamy tea
soggy mess in cup

Nice work IDP! Isn't it annoying when you raise the biscuit to your mouth and half drops back into the cup and floats about disintergrating in your cuppa?!

[Old Whippet]

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA


Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

I enjoyed that link Mossy. Not a fan of custard creams, so I'd be happy to feed them to the magpies.

[Harry H Howgill]

The ideal biscuit

For satisfaction
One must not go too soggy
Upon first dunking

I thought I'd better add a title to this one so as not to be misunderstood!

[freckle]

CLUB biscuits!!!!! can you remember them?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmZCMmNPkM

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
etc etc ......

now that's not rude is it?

[Derby Tup]

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

Hes' semi-erotic description of derobing chocolate gingers iirc

[Hes]

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA


Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

Excellent work, worth the wait! That poem on youtube had it all, voyeurism, lust, desire, dominance and a bit of nature, it was some voice he read it in too.

[Hes]

Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback
They were bigger when i was smaller

Evening Merry! Have you anything to add regarding your favourite biscuit or are you a savoury man?