It was definitely different to the normal gin but very good. When did you say you were coming to visit us again?
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Originally Posted by dominion
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It was definitely different to the normal gin but very good. When did you say you were coming to visit us again?
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Originally Posted by dominion
Oops.
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Originally Posted by dominion
You haven't invited me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
hmmm...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
....no, that wasn't quite the reassuring answer I was looking for...:(
And I know this is gonna sound related...Mrs Stick's gone to bed and I think I need to go soon too (...and saddo that I must be...it's cos I want to make sure I get some sleep ahead of Wadale race tomorrow :o )
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
I'm good at ironing.
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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
The Rooster & The Cat!
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.
The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."
The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"
The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.
The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story:
For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
You know you are invited anytime. ;)
Hallowe'en party? Anyone up for it?
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Originally Posted by dominion
I'll bring my ironing when I come to visit next! (and a bottle of gin!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
That shouldn't be moderated right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit