Quiet Around Here

[Joliver Jim]

My gin is starting to work. I laughed at that.

Professor of maths sends wife txt. "Dear wife, ur 54 years old, u can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this i will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant I'm i will be home late." "Dear husbandyou're also 54 and by the time you get this i'll also be at a motel with 18yr old toyboy, you're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes in to 54 alot more times than 54 goes in to 18, so don't wait up floppy knob

[Joliver Jim]

Honestly. He brought me one a few weeks ago. It was lovely.

...tell me Dom's taking the mick...Organic gin...? Is there really such a thing...?

[Joliver Jim]

I'll have a half dozen bottles then please.

I work for a parcel delivery company. Costs / strikes don't affect me!

[Stick]

I got you a Black Sheep Ale or something.

Cheers JJ. S'going down a treat!

Mrs Stick's chattering away in the background something about how she thinks I should fancy the mother* of my little step-son's friend. What does that mean then...


*...gotta admit... I think I could be tempted (better post this quick... )

[Joliver Jim]

Stick!!! You ain't being a bad lad are you???!!

Cheers JJ. S'going down a treat!

Mrs Stick's chattering away in the background something about how she thinks I should fancy the mother* of my little step-son's friend. What does that mean then...


*...gotta admit... I think I could be tempted (better post this quick... )

[dominion]

Honestly. He brought me one a few weeks ago. It was lovely.

http://www.junipergreen.org/

[Stick]

I'll have a half dozen bottles then please.

Okay, sounds worthy of a try. I'll have one too cheers Dom.

[Stick]

Stick!!! You ain't being a bad lad are you???!!

No no no no...no no, no no no, no no no no.

not yet...

No seriously, what's it mean when ones missus say things like that. She does talk a lot about said lady's 'usband mind...

[Joliver Jim]

Married life is a mine field out there. Everyone is up to something.

That's not a good answer is it?

No no no no...no no, no no no, no no no no.

not yet...

No seriously, what's it mean when ones missus say things like that. She does talk a lot about said lady's 'usband mind...

[dominion]

No.....