Borrowdale Fell Race

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Originally Posted by Stolly

I think a fell runner carrying an umbrella will add a touch of sophistication to the event ;)

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Brilliant.

Careful with that brolly old bean - you'll have my monocle out!

Hope you all have a fantastic day out.

As my nan used to say: 'A bit o'watter dun't matter - you won't dissolve.'

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Originally Posted by marty mcfly

Brilliant.

Careful with that brolly old bean - you'll have my monocle out!

Hope you all have a fantastic day out.

As my nan used to say: 'A bit o'watter dun't matter - you won't dissolve.'

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I was always told- skin is waterproof.

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Originally Posted by Stolly

I think you should lead the charge out of Rosthwaite Deejay, shouting tally ho or something, with your umbrella held above your head like a sword. You're clearly officer material; you'll look like you're going over the top armed with a swagger stick!

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"Right lads, stand back, cos i'm going in" Said Colonel Deejay, as he disappeared into the clag:D
Brolly good show chaps:cool:

i sincerely hope evryone gets lost and it comes down to a sprint finish between merrylegs and the pantomime horse

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

i sincerely hope evryone gets lost and it comes down to a sprint finish between merrylegs and the pantomime horse

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That's a bit unfair young Tom, that bloody horse has four legs, i only have three;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

That's a bit unfair young Tom, that bloody horse has four legs, i only have three;)

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lmao. Good luck anyway. Watch out for chaffing its a killer. And i wont be there to lift you at of the shit when you are struggling with dehydration like at Lantern Pike

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

lmao. Good luck anyway. Watch out for chaffing its a killer. And i wont be there to lift you at of the shit when you are struggling with dehydration like at Lantern Pike

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Cheers Tom, i'll pack more vaseline than a gay convention, you can also rehydrate with vas, old army knowledge;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Cheers Tom, i'll pack more vaseline than a gay convention, you can also rehydrate with vas, old army knowledge;)

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thats disgusting. can you also soothe nettle stings with fake tan or doesnt your gay army knowledge go that far.

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

thats disgusting. can you also soothe nettle stings with fake tan or doesnt your gay army knowledge go that far.

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Nettle stings don't bother real men, they exchange tales of them in the showers, don't drop your soap though;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Nettle stings don't bother real men, they exchange tales of them in the showers, don't drop your soap though;)

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Yeah whatever. I hate nettle stings.