Borrowdale Fell Race

[marty mcfly]

I think a fell runner carrying an umbrella will add a touch of sophistication to the event

Brilliant.

Careful with that brolly old bean - you'll have my monocle out!

Hope you all have a fantastic day out.

As my nan used to say: 'A bit o'watter dun't matter - you won't dissolve.'

[skennaugh]

Brilliant.

Careful with that brolly old bean - you'll have my monocle out!

Hope you all have a fantastic day out.

As my nan used to say: 'A bit o'watter dun't matter - you won't dissolve.'

I was always told- skin is waterproof.

[stevefoster]

I think you should lead the charge out of Rosthwaite Deejay, shouting tally ho or something, with your umbrella held above your head like a sword. You're clearly officer material; you'll look like you're going over the top armed with a swagger stick!

"Right lads, stand back, cos i'm going in" Said Colonel Deejay, as he disappeared into the clag
Brolly good show chaps

[TurboTom]

i sincerely hope evryone gets lost and it comes down to a sprint finish between merrylegs and the pantomime horse

[stevefoster]

i sincerely hope evryone gets lost and it comes down to a sprint finish between merrylegs and the pantomime horse

That's a bit unfair young Tom, that bloody horse has four legs, i only have three

[TurboTom]

That's a bit unfair young Tom, that bloody horse has four legs, i only have three

lmao. Good luck anyway. Watch out for chaffing its a killer. And i wont be there to lift you at of the shit when you are struggling with dehydration like at Lantern Pike

[stevefoster]

lmao. Good luck anyway. Watch out for chaffing its a killer. And i wont be there to lift you at of the shit when you are struggling with dehydration like at Lantern Pike

Cheers Tom, i'll pack more vaseline than a gay convention, you can also rehydrate with vas, old army knowledge

[TurboTom]

Cheers Tom, i'll pack more vaseline than a gay convention, you can also rehydrate with vas, old army knowledge

thats disgusting. can you also soothe nettle stings with fake tan or doesnt your gay army knowledge go that far.

[stevefoster]

thats disgusting. can you also soothe nettle stings with fake tan or doesnt your gay army knowledge go that far.

Nettle stings don't bother real men, they exchange tales of them in the showers, don't drop your soap though

[TurboTom]

Nettle stings don't bother real men, they exchange tales of them in the showers, don't drop your soap though

Yeah whatever. I hate nettle stings.