LIke summer,being a pony is a state of mindQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
once a ballbag.....
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LIke summer,being a pony is a state of mindQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
once a ballbag.....
We both certainly qualify on those grounds....bunch of t!theadsQuote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
Good point Ian, though any profits from sale of Pony beer could go the same way. Alternatively, put a Pony label on a Rescue Ale special edition and watch the money pour into Mountain Rescue funds :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
I did not do anything, and one day, suddenly, I was an orange pony...:cool:
Thats a quality idea. Give something back to mountain rescue who have to sit around in shitty weather to watch us fatties waddling down a hill.:D
How do you change your membership from master or whatever to orange pony i need to know.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I don't know Tom, as I said, one day it suddenly happened... but stranger things have happened on this forum...Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
I want mine to say GOD AMONGST BALLBAGS in big red letters :p
Your status changes with number of posts: Master at 1000, Senior Member at 100...Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Strange things like Orange Pony...who knows???:confused:
If I could custom mine, I reckon 'All Mouth' would be appropriate, given the amount of time I spend on here and how little I actually run!!
Try this beer:Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Pit Pony (5.5%ABV) A cask-conditioned Dry Stout with plenty of robust character. The roast malt and barley used in Pit Pony produce a heady roast aroma suggesting coffee, dark chocolate and hot-buttered toast. A full-bodied plum-fruit flavour gives way to a deep and lasting warmth.
Coffee, dark chocolate, I get that... but combined with hot buttered toast and plum, I am not so sure... we need a Fell Pony variety...Quote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
Indeed we do...one to match the variety of our members......lean, slim, short, tubby, well hung, not so well hung, funny, deadpan, ballbag, boring, outrageous, wild, tame etc etc
Sexy for my representation :D young, fresh, innovatitive.:D:D
Cocky and over-confident, but clued in and entertaining :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Youve not seen me run yet im like Usain Bolt. Literally i sprint off for the first 100m then stop.:D
LOL, you have had me laughing with several of your posts tonight already... :)
Can you drive a car better than Usain Bolt??Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Before...
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/20...sain-bolt1.jpg
After...
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...car-cr-001.jpg
usually im being serious cos im that kind of guy. But on a not-so-serious note im actually a comedian as a career. Thats why you get the clean cut, he could work at mcdonalds opinion of me:D
Nah that was me that. He was insulting my sprint start so i just ran into his car at full momentum. I can drive well on F1 championship 2008 so i think that proves my obviously high ability. I didnt slide off at Monaco but Lewis Hamilton didQuote:
Originally Posted by dominion
I wouldn't go telling the girls you slide off......that'll not do your reputation any good......or will it?
Your contaminating my clean sweet natured posts. Im the Russell Howard of the forums. Young and cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Im in real shit though cos my mum is due to come back from amsterdam. The house is a state and all ive spent my money on is kebabs. How do i explain that talking to a dutch woman and a rochdaler is worth squalor :D:D
It depends....xQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Just burst into tears and say you just lost control and didnt know what to do.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
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Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Is that what you do young Al?;)
Never had to sophie, im a good boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sophie
You need to become a rebel. I never leave anywhere as i found it. Make sure there is a little trickle of water coming out of the taps. Leave the windows open. Turn the heating up. Or worse leave your rubbish in the corner and let it smell away:D:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
When is she due back, you could blitz the house? Or else, if it is really bad, tell her you were burgled :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJUXzWxkXKgQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
he hasn't posted for an hour, you think he is cleaning? :D
She was really glad. She said the mess didnt matter just my safety:D. She bought me chocolates, a clock and an ajax shirt. I love my mum :D
I think I love your mum too Tom. Did she bring me anything?
Yes. Some talent and wit
How kind of her to bring me goods I already have in abundanceQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
See theres the wit kicking in already :p. On a serious note shes even making me a full breakfast as we speak or type.
Excellent, I'll have a bacon bap please
Il send it in the post!!!
Would you like fries with that
Getting ready for your job I see
All good practice.
Mayo or Salsa- chicken legend
Trust me ask Pudgy and Fleeter i know most takeaways in manchester. How good they are and the price of the food. Im perfect for the job
Ah, so my advice to not touch the tin opener in case you'd hurt yourself was a good one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Tell your mum and next time she can bring me some goodies too, I am rather partial to liquorice :D
Ever had a Double Kobedah Kebab from Rusholme chippy Tom.....they are made in proper clay ovens by splendid Kurdish fellows....i introduced my kids to them a number of years ago as part of their "5 a day"Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom